Fridge Tales

I've seen this meme around over the past week and wondered if it would come my way. Well now it has.  Earlier today Mostly Yummy Mummy tagged me in her post entitled "Who would live in a fridge like that...?".

The idea behind this meme is to post a picture of the your fridge (run, now, before it's too late for your eyes to recover from the horror) and list the contents as a little insight to the kind of person you are. I wonder what my fridge will reveal about me?  Judging from the seriously out of date tub of Extra Thick Bailey's cream (we talking mid-December 2010) I think it may reveal I am a bit of a glutton and a sloth!

Here it is in all it's glory.

Not a great photo as actually it's a rather large fridge and that's hard to photograph close-up!

As for the contents? Read it and weep. It's the middle of the week so I am just about ready to restock and from the sounds of this I need it!

Tomato puree, green pesto, strawberry jam, homemade damson chutney, lard (for the birds, naturally), horseradish, two bottles of Cobra beer, Discovery chipotle paste, wholegrain mustard, dijon mustard x 2, Baileys extra thick cream (Best before 15/12/10), kaffir lime leaves, mango chutney, smooth pickle, mini Boursin, 2 x Shaken Udder milkshakes, 3 cans of Carling, 12 bottles of Peroni, tonic water, 2 x 400g cheddar cheese, garlic pizza bread, steamed salmon fillets, smoked bacon lardons, smoked streaky bacon, breaded ham, smoked back bacon, Richmond thick pork sausages, left-over jeweled potato salad, 8 Munch Bunch yoghurts, 1/2 fat creme fraiche, 3 Dairylea Dunkers, enough Babybel to sink a small ship, green beans, 4 blocks of butter, Stork, feta cheese, gruyere, soft mild goats cheese, 24 Innocent fruit tubes, 6 Innocent smoothies (various flavours), handful of radish, coriander, rocket, 3 lemons, 1 lime, 1 spring onion (one?!), 10 sticks of celery, sugar snap peas, 10 cans of Diet Coke, 1 can of Cherry Coke, 2 bottles of Olive Et Al dressings (mint & chilli, pink mojo), 4 pints of milk, tomato ketchup, brown sauce, pineapple juice, orange juice, cranberry juice, squirty cream, 2 jars of mayo, salad cream, apple sauce, 3 Fruit Shoots, one small carton of orange juice, salsa, 2 bottles of sweet chilli dipping sauce, Jack Daniels sauce.

Phew! A lot of the jars and bottles are half-empty (or half-full?) So tell me, what does that say about me? Actually, don't tell me. 

I won't tag anyone as I'm not sure who has had this and who hasn't but please, take it and let me know if you do a blog post about it!

love & kisses

Mrs M x