Other days I can achieve a hell of a lot, even before breakfast.
Today was one of the latter days.
Today I achieved destroying two cars all before 9am.
Ouch.
Whoops was about all I could muster up at the time.
This is what happens when you are rushing around and your head is moving on to the next task. This is what happens when you're clearly not paying attention because you are telling yours kids not to mess about. This is what happens when you're a flippin' idiot!
The bottom two pictures are of my car, I am somewhat fortunate (?!) that the top picture is my husbands car. Yes, you heard that right. I reversed straight into Mr M's car. It wasn't my finest moment and not one I hope will ever come up should I ever appear on Piers Morgans Life Stories but at least it was his car and not some random angry irate stranger.
I am feeling suitably ashamed of myself and paying my penance to my husband today by being a perfect housewife, supplying him with huge amounts of dauphinoise potatoes for dinner and lets face it, probably some sexual favours thrown in for good measure.
Mortified.
love & kisses
Mrs M x
Mrs M x
That really made me laugh! Sorry. My wife did something similar in a multistorey car park while pregant. Her spatial judgement was all over the place. Would have been easier had we known the owner so I agree it was probably was useful you hit your husbands car.
ReplyDeleteThankfully I can say my wife did not provide sexual favours to the owner of the car she hit, although it probably would have been cheaper!
Oh no you poor thing!! Hope Mr M wasn't too cross!
ReplyDeleteDear oh dear! Although it did make me chuckle! lol!
ReplyDeleteEek, hope you managed to get it sorted x
ReplyDeleteYou have made me feel loads better! Glad I'm not the only one with a massive driving fail :) x
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